Get out more, you are obsessive. You will end up like us. Do you really want to read, for example, the now legendary launch statement with which we went public on October 12th 2000? Actually it's quite important that because it marks when we stopped organising in just a couple of stores and started trying to communicate with the rest of the world. Are you really doing a phd on McDonalds Workers Struggles? Do you like this lilac by the way?
But seriously, nobody could possibly want to read a solidarity statement with a public meeting in Houston. Most of the people at the meeting didn't want to hear it. Why are we even making this page and why the fuck are you reading it? When will someone take over from us, I feel like the knight that guards the holy grail. Are you really doing a phd on McDonalds Workers Struggles? We were included in a couple of university courses apparently. This woman wrote to us ages ago and said her class were really concerned about all the swearing.
Read McSues online, it's really funny (honest), it will cheer you up. Or get off your ass and get involved.
Or try Love@Lycos. It's actually quite good, takes up a lot of your time after a while, that's what I've heard anyway. McDonalds made me this way...
The Heavy Stuff (this is also boring as fuck)